Ten outrageously awesome film deaths
Mar 19 08, 10:57 AM
There’s really no way of knowing how much time we have on this planet. In the blink of an eye it could be over as quickly as it started. So when it’s time for theneilman to leave this earth, I hope to go out in style like these guys did.
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Now I know some people are going to want to mention something like the shower scene in Psycho as being a memorable death. But, to me, that’s not the spirit of this entry. Also, I’ve opted to only choose one death per horror franchise as entire blogs could be written on Freddy and Jason.
10. John Hurt – Alien
Method of death
Alien bursts from his stomach.

It's probably best not to show what happens after this part
Factor to consider
Possibly the first male to ever give birth on screen. Arnold Schwarzenegger was second.
Why this is awesome
Still remains one of the most awesome death scenes ever
9. Jon Voight – Anaconda
Method of death
Eaten by snake.

Factor to consider
He’s spit back up and then re-eaten by the snake.
Why this is awesome
After being regurgitated, he manages to wink at Jennifer Lopez before getting swallowed whole again.
8. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa – Showdown in Little Tokyo
Method of death
Blown up.
Factor to consider
After a swordfight with Dolph Lundgren, he’s thrown onto a spinning-wheel that just explodes for some reason.

Hit Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa to win a free stuffed-bear
Why this is awesome
It makes absolutely no sense, but it rules.
7. Paul McCrane – Robocop
Method of death
Road kill.
Factor to consider
Before getting hit, he crashes his truck into a vat of toxic waste. He emerges from the collision a melting and disfigured mutant.

He is promptly splattered by Clarence Boddicker’s car.
Why this is awesome
Subtlety is not one of Robocop's strong points.
6. Vincent Craig Dupree – Jason Takes Manhattan
Method of death
Decapitation.
Factor to consider
His head is punched clean off his neck while attempting to box with Jason Voorhees on a rooftop. At least he went down swinging.
Why this is awesome
The force from Jason’s punch is so powerful that Vincent’ head lands in a street-level dumpster, causing the lid to close behind it.
Basketball fans in particular should appreciate this one
5. Art Malik – True Lies
Method of death
While standing on an air-born jet, Art falls off the side and is caught on a missile. He and the rocket are promptly fired through a building and into a helicopter.
Factor to consider
Missile was fired by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Why this is awesome
The sheer adrenaline from this alone would be worth the ride.

Admit it. This looks fun
4. Ronny Cox – Total Recall
Method of death
Suffocates
Factor to consider
Suffocation takes place on Mars. Arnold Schwarzenegger also had a hand in this.
Why this is awesome
Easily the second-best dying facial expression ever
3. Johnny Depp – A Nightmare on Elm Street
Method of death
Eaten by bed.
Factor to consider
It’s Johnny Depp. He has it coming.
Why this is awesome

This is your brain

This is your brain after watching Pirates of the Caribbean
2. Carter Wong – Big Trouble in Little China
Method of death
Spontaneous combustion.
Factor to consider
Have you ever been so angry that you couldn’t control your own actions? If so, multiply that by 1,000 to get an idea of how upset Carter Wong was in Big Trouble in Little China.
After his boss is killed by Kurt Russell, he flips out so hard that his head fills with steam and he explodes.
Why this is awesome

Best. Dying. Facial. Expression. Ever.
1. Slim Pickens – Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Method of death
Rides a nuclear warhead right into Soviet Russia.

Factor to consider
If the U.S.S.R. is attacked, it starts a doomsday device that will blow up the world.
Why this is awesome
Not only would riding a nuclear warhead be the ultimate rush, Slim Pickens manages to single-handedly tip first domino that starts a chain reaction leading to global destruction.
In other words, he takes every person on the planet with him. That’s quite the way to go.
Feel free to share your own. Not a member? Sign up here.
Now I know some people are going to want to mention something like the shower scene in Psycho as being a memorable death. But, to me, that’s not the spirit of this entry. Also, I’ve opted to only choose one death per horror franchise as entire blogs could be written on Freddy and Jason.
10. John Hurt – Alien
Method of death
Alien bursts from his stomach.

It's probably best not to show what happens after this part
Factor to consider
Possibly the first male to ever give birth on screen. Arnold Schwarzenegger was second.
Why this is awesome
Still remains one of the most awesome death scenes ever
9. Jon Voight – Anaconda
Method of death
Eaten by snake.

Factor to consider
He’s spit back up and then re-eaten by the snake.
Why this is awesome
After being regurgitated, he manages to wink at Jennifer Lopez before getting swallowed whole again.
8. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa – Showdown in Little Tokyo
Method of death
Blown up.
Factor to consider
After a swordfight with Dolph Lundgren, he’s thrown onto a spinning-wheel that just explodes for some reason.

Hit Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa to win a free stuffed-bear
Why this is awesome
It makes absolutely no sense, but it rules.
7. Paul McCrane – Robocop
Method of death
Road kill.
Factor to consider
Before getting hit, he crashes his truck into a vat of toxic waste. He emerges from the collision a melting and disfigured mutant.

He is promptly splattered by Clarence Boddicker’s car.
Why this is awesome
Subtlety is not one of Robocop's strong points.
6. Vincent Craig Dupree – Jason Takes Manhattan
Method of death
Decapitation.
Factor to consider
His head is punched clean off his neck while attempting to box with Jason Voorhees on a rooftop. At least he went down swinging.
Why this is awesome
The force from Jason’s punch is so powerful that Vincent’ head lands in a street-level dumpster, causing the lid to close behind it.
Basketball fans in particular should appreciate this one
5. Art Malik – True Lies
Method of death
While standing on an air-born jet, Art falls off the side and is caught on a missile. He and the rocket are promptly fired through a building and into a helicopter.
Factor to consider
Missile was fired by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Why this is awesome
The sheer adrenaline from this alone would be worth the ride.

Admit it. This looks fun
4. Ronny Cox – Total Recall
Method of death
Suffocates
Factor to consider
Suffocation takes place on Mars. Arnold Schwarzenegger also had a hand in this.
Why this is awesome
Easily the second-best dying facial expression ever
3. Johnny Depp – A Nightmare on Elm Street
Method of death
Eaten by bed.
Factor to consider
It’s Johnny Depp. He has it coming.
Why this is awesome

This is your brain

This is your brain after watching Pirates of the Caribbean
2. Carter Wong – Big Trouble in Little China
Method of death
Spontaneous combustion.
Factor to consider
Have you ever been so angry that you couldn’t control your own actions? If so, multiply that by 1,000 to get an idea of how upset Carter Wong was in Big Trouble in Little China.
After his boss is killed by Kurt Russell, he flips out so hard that his head fills with steam and he explodes.
Why this is awesome

Best. Dying. Facial. Expression. Ever.
1. Slim Pickens – Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Method of death
Rides a nuclear warhead right into Soviet Russia.

Factor to consider
If the U.S.S.R. is attacked, it starts a doomsday device that will blow up the world.
Why this is awesome
Not only would riding a nuclear warhead be the ultimate rush, Slim Pickens manages to single-handedly tip first domino that starts a chain reaction leading to global destruction.
In other words, he takes every person on the planet with him. That’s quite the way to go.
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